Honest Johnny's Wargaming - Now With 50% MORE Victories!

"Avance à la victoire, mes amis! Nous avons les Anglais et leurs laquais sur la course!"

"Here at Honest Johnny's, doubling victories is only the start of what we can do for YOU!"*

I won my second battle for the year! A doubling of victories on my honour roll! From such a low base, my 50% increase in victories isn't really that spectacular, but I'll take it, anyway :-)

Tim and Pete E. offered battle to Malcolm and myself. They had 1000 points each of Anglo-Portuguese, while I had 1000 points of French and Malcolm used 1000 points of my Franco-Italians, including a rare outing by the Italian Guards. While Malcolm faced off against Pete's British,  I took on Tim's Anglo-Portuguese force.

My left hand brigade marches out behind the light cavalry screen

In the center, my other two brigades move forward

The Italian chasseurs again strut their stuff

On my right, Malcolm moves on Pete

As Tim was playing Anglo-Portuguese, I shouldn't have expected him to move off the ridge. I eventually got the message and detached the voltiguers to disorder the Portuguese before my brigades traversed the woods.

On the right, my light cavalry division threaten Tim's right.

Behind the cavalry, my left hand brigade follow the cavalry to take advantage of any opportunities that presented 

Tim's British cavalry appear over the ridge facing my main body to counter my deployed skirmishers

The skirmishers fall back into the woods, away from the cavalry threat, before they can make their presence felt,

In order to counter Tim's cavalry threat, as well as to put the wind up his infantry, The Italian chasseurs transferred to the centre.

Tim charged at one of the columns I had in the central woods. Instead of meeting him in the woods, I charged out, copping the disorders as well as a round of canister from Tim's guns. The results weren't so good for me!

Tim gallantly wound the clock back and offered for me to see what would happen if I didn't counter-charge. Instead, I waited in the woods, while he charged in. He got the disorders, and his gun couldn't fire in support. 

The result was that the British lost the combat and were forced to retire with disorders and casualties. I also copped casualties and disorders, but held my ground.
Very sporting of you Tim!

My chasseurs make their presence felt as Tim's closest battalions form square.  As his cavalry was still a threat to my infantry, I kept my right hand brigade safely in the woods.

I was waiting for the opportunity to charge the squares with my infantry, but the single British regiment lurked on the flank of my approach, and the regiments in the woods were too heavily disordered.

The bird's eye view of the situation so far.
Note Pete's British regiments massing on Tim's flank on my far right.

Pete charged his regimental columns at the BUAs occupied by a couple of Malcolm's battalions. I tried to queer his pitch by counter-charging with my right hand battalion. They acted as a speed hump for the British...

...who crashed into the nearest BUA and expelled Malcolm's battalion with extreme prejudice!

After Pete's steamroller impression, I decided it was a good idea to mask the town with a battalion, so he didn't get any ideas about flanking me, or popping up in my rear.

Tim moved his cavalry to face off to the left, freeing up my infantry, which continued its march up the hill. He also pulled back his infantry to the bottom of the hill. As Tim's infantry were masked by the reverse slope, I wanted to get within sight of them before launching the charge, and hopefully knock off a couple of figures from the squares with my regimental guns beforehand.

In the woods, I swapped battalions, so that the fresher one confronted the threatening British column, and deployed into line to maximise my firepower.

My attack develops

Allons-y!

Over on my left, my brigade conformed with the general advance. You'll see the British cavalry in the background, though...

After cleaning up my gun battery, Tim's light dragoons charged into my French chasseurs, who promptly flubbed their pre-melee morale check, fell back in disorder and then met the charge at the standstill with disorders! I
Not an ideal outcome, I think you'll agree.
Still, in the resulting melee, they were only pushed back, not completely smashed.

As the distance my cavalry had to fall back would have caused them to fall off the edge of the world while they  were in relatively good order, they just sat on the edge of the board, while any subsequent movement was measured from 12" off the board.
In this next turn, I was able to see off the cavalry with a flank shot from the left hand battalion. Tim was feeling more confident on this flanks as you can see by the fact he'd moved his infantry right to the forward slope

On the far right flank, the rallied light infantry battalion joins in screening Pete's troops in the BUA

The time has come; CHAAAARGE!
Tim counter-charged to try and save the infantry square...

...but to no avail!
The Portuguese brigade retreats, following the breaking square, which Tim's desperate gamble failed to protect.

After being in the rare position of winning a brigade charge, I had to be prompted by Tim to ask him for a divisional morale check! In the end he survived it, but with my successful charge ending up deep in his flank and Malcolm having the better of Pete, it was declared a Franco-Italian victory! Huzzah!

As if the gods had seen fit to punish me for my victory, as I was packing up the car after wishing everyone farewell, I stuck the car key into the boot and twisted it to be greeted by the sickening sight of a key stump. I'd broken the key off in the lock! Too embarrassed to ask for a lift, I decided to make my own way home.

Now I don't know how many of you know the geography of Melbourne, but the club is in Mitcham, in the east, and I live in the northern suburbs. At 11:30 in the evening, I had to take a train into the city and then another out. By the time I staggered home, it was well after 1 am!

The next morning I had to hoof it back out again with the spare key, hoping that the car with all my troops in it was still in one piece. I can tell you I was very relieved that it was!

*Disclaimer: Any actual doubling of victories is purely coincidental and  Honest Johnny will not accept responsibility if the wargamer does not actually experience said doubling of victories.

All the Cool Kids are Doing It - A to Z Blogger Book Survey

If everyone else is doing it, then I'd better join in! (I can hear my mother saying "If Billy jumped off a cliff then would you do it too?") Everyone else? Well Conrad Kinch, Steve the Wargamer and Millsy just to name a few.

How can I not join in? I'm a librarian and so are several other people in my immediate family. Both my kids look like they're well on the way to become librarians, too. You can't get their noses out of books (except if the telly's on or if they've got a new app on the ipad! *sighs*)

So what is this survey, I hear you ask? Well, have a look at what the others have posted and stop asking silly questions! ;-)

Without further ado, on with the survey!

• Author you've read the most books from:

That would probably be George MacDonanld Fraser and his wonderful series starring my favourite anti-hero Flashman the cad. I discovered this series in my early 20's and hoovered up every episode in the Victorian era's arch-bounder. My historical interests up to that period were the ancient era and WW2, with sketchy knowledge of everything in between. Flashman not only entertained me, but educated me in some of the salient points of how the Empire was won, while bedding every willing lady and skewering Victorian hypocrisy (and saving his own skin and reputation!) along the way.

• Best sequel ever:

Richard Holmes' series of social/military history starting with Redcoat  

followed by Sahib, the history of the British soldier in India,

ending with Tommy, the history of the British soldier in the Great War 1914-1918.

• Currently reading:

All in Scarlet Uniform by Adrian Goldsworthy.

Goldsworthy is better known as an academic and author of non-fiction history of the ancient era. His other historical interest, though, is in the Napoleonic era. He has written a series of novels  set during the Peninsular War following the exploits of the junior officers of a fictional regiment, the 106th Foot. 

While not on a par with authors like Mallinson or O'Brien, his novels are definitely much more interesting and engaging than Cornwell's Sharpe series (cue howls of outrage!). Goldsworthy's characters aren't the one-dimensional cardboard cutouts of the Sharpe series, but there is a little too much exposition of the plot in general and grand strategy  in particular in the characters' conversation. One character in particular is turning out to enjoy espionage and through him the grand strategy of the campaign is explained. I find this the weakest element to what is otherwise an enjoyable, but not entirely satisfying series.

This one is based around the first siege of Ciudad Rodrigo and the Combat on the Coa.

Incomparable: Napoleon's 9th Light Infantry Regiment by Terry Crowdy

I bought this to read via my Kindle app on my phone.  It's probably not the best format to read it in as I find it difficult to find the time to read it. It's not the sort of thing you can dip in and out of like you can with a novel.

• Drink of choice whilst reading:

Tea or coffee while at home, water if I'm on the tram.

• E-reader or physical book:

I have the Kindle app on my phone (see above) which I think is great for indulging in my guilty vice; Zombie Literature! Some of it's surprisingly good, others complete dross. The dross usually only costs a couple of bucks, so I don't feel too bad about deleting them if I can't stomach the nauseating prose.

The picks of my Zombie lit on my Kindle app are:

Stretching the term e-reader to include audio books, I've enjoyed listening to the last couple of the Matthew Hervey series by Alan Mallinson while doing mundane and boring tasks like washing the dishes and other household chores. Listening to the fortunes of Hervey's career has made housework a pleasure!

• Fictional character you would probably have dated in high school:

I didn't say boo to a girl until I was about 17, and then it was only as a friend. I was incredibly shy as a boy (Aaaww! Isn't he precious?) and only came out of my shell as an adult.

I remember feeling great empathy towards Tess of the Durbervilles after first reading it for Year 12 English Lit. But after another couple of readings and analysing the text for a term, I was thoroughly sick of her passivity and was glad to be shot of her. A lot like many teenage romances I suspect!

• Glad you gave this book a chance:

The Great Duke by Arthur Bryant

This was one of the books I inherited from my grandfather's library after his death in the mid-nineties and was probably one of the books that switched me on to the Napoleonic period more than any other. It was my first introduction to The Beau's career in India, the Peninsular War and gave me a sense of context for Waterloo which I previously had no knowledge of except that it was Boney's last hurrah. What his first hurrah was I had no clue!

It was one of those books that you read which then sets you off to find more about other important personalities and events, which I am still doing to this day!

• Hidden book gem:

Guns, Germs and Steel by Jared Diamond

My in-laws gave this to me for my birthday the first year I was going out with my wife before we were married. I was a bit non-plussed, but gave it a go because I thought I'd better be able to talk about it next time I saw them (I'm a good son-in-law!). I surprised myself by thoroughly enjoying it. He makes a really good argument as to why the West came out on top when there were so many other cultures more advanced a lot earlier. It's just that the West was dealt the winning hand in terms of what Diamond determines as the essentials for success.

• Important moment in your book life:

The Greek Armies by Peter Connolly

I got this book when I was 9. It still holds pride of place in my collection along with Connolly's other books on the Roman Army, Hannibal and the Enemies of Rome, and Pompeii. My sister made me a complete hoplite panoply from cardboard and papier mache for my 10th birthday based on one of the illustrations in the book. It was a total surprise and one of the best birthday presents of my childhood!

Needless to say, this was one of the books that sparked a life long interest in military history!

Other seminal books in my youth were the Eagle of the Ninth and the sequels by Rosemary Sutcliffe, The Viking Trilogy by Henry Treece, including The Road to Miklagard.

• Just finished:

Send Me Safely Back Again by Adrian Goldsworthy

I received the latest two books in the series from my wife for my birthday. This one was set during the Talavera campaign.

• Kind of book you won't read:

Anything that really doesn't interest me. It might be worthy, but if I don't feel like reading it, I really can't be bothered. 

• Longest book you've read:

Technically not a single book, but it has to be the Song of Fire and Ice series by George RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Martin (see, even his name is long!)

I finished the 3rd book suffering a little burnout and made the mistake of looking up the plotline on the web and saw that it just kept going on and On AND ON! I may come back to it at a later stage, or just wait to watch it on telly.

• Major book hangover because of disappointing endings:

See above. I really find it jarring that after all the effort put in reading about characters and their development over time, Mr. Martin just kills them off like that (*snaps fingers* [Sorry works better visually and audibly]). Investing all that time reading about Ned Stark, Robb Stark, Robert Baratheon, Renly Baratheon etc. etc. and then he just offs them without a by your leave! Although it was highly satisfying when Joffrey got what was coming. Never a character deserved an ending like our Joff!

• Number of bookcases you own:

Just one after moving house a couple of years ago, but it holds all the most important books!

• One book you've read multiple times:

Neuromancer by William Gibson

I loved the whole cyber-punk oeuvre of William Gibson, but this was the one that really grabbed me. His whole dark and morally ambivalent future really struck a chord with me in my early adult years and coming back to it was a strangely comforting experience!

• Preferred place to read:

At the breakfast table, on the tram to and from work, while walking from tram to work (I will probably die one day when a workman neglects to replace a man-hole cover!) and , most favourite, on the toilet (aah, solitude!).

• Quote that inspires you/gives you all the feels from a book you've read:

"But I am concerned with facts, and since many of them are discreditable to me, you can rest assured they are true."

Flashman, MacDonald Fraser, G., The Book Club, London 1969, p.11

• Reading regret:

That I haven't finished the Aubrey/Maturin series by Patrick O'Brien

• Series you started and need to finish:

See above

• Three of your all-time favorite books:

In no particular order:

• Unapologetic fanboy for:

George MacDonald Fraser and his incomparable creation, Flashman. I was bereft when I heard the news the author had died and left the remaining volumes of the Flashman Papers unfinished!

• Very excited for this release:

The Fallen by Charlie Higson

I read the first 4 in this series earlier this year. They are aimed at younger teenagers, but I loved them! In a Britain where everyone over the age of 14 has turned into crazed cannibalistic, lurching monsters, a group of kids try to survive in an apocalyptic London. The murderous adults aren't the only problem though!

This is the latest in the series and I suspect that it is also the last, as things seemed to be coming to a head in the last book.

• Worst bookish habit:

Borrowing a whole stack of books from work, have them sitting on my bedside table and then return them without having read more than the one on the top of the pile!

• X marks the spot - Start at the top left of your bookshelf and pick the 27th book:

• Your latest book purchase:

Does it count as a purchase if you rescued it from the library discard pile?

• Zzz snatcher book (the last book that kept you up waaay too late:)

I reckon it probably was The Enemy series by Charlie Higson of which The Fallen (see above) is latest installment.

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So there you have it, folks; looking back at this list it seems the overriding themes in Rosbif's literary life are military history and the Zombie apocalypse!

Funnily enough, I've started writing a story set in Spain during the Peninsular War which is best described as Goya's Disasters of War with with human-flesh eating monsters!